diesel-mech
07-07-2004, 06:03 AM
A guy has to watch his daughter for the afternoon, He takes her with him to get his hair cut. He sits her on a chair and gives her a snack to keep her occupied. A couple minutes into the hair cut she drops her snack on the floor. The barber says "Carefull honey, your going to get hair on your twinky" the little girl answer back "I know and I'm getting Boobies too!":devil:
A little girl is running around the neighborhood telling everyone she sees her name is "Mr. Johnsons daughter". Her mother calls her over and says "Will you stop telling everyone your name is Mr. Johnsons daughter! your name is Stacey Johnson. Now go get ready for sunday school". An hour later in sunday school a new bible school teacher comes into the room and sees little Stacey. The teachers says "I know you, your Mr. Johnsons daughter right?" The little girl quickly replies "Yes... but mommy says I'm not!"
Thought some of you would get a kick out of those.:devil: And please note that no childeren were harmed in the creation of these jokes!:blah:
A little girl is running around the neighborhood telling everyone she sees her name is "Mr. Johnsons daughter". Her mother calls her over and says "Will you stop telling everyone your name is Mr. Johnsons daughter! your name is Stacey Johnson. Now go get ready for sunday school". An hour later in sunday school a new bible school teacher comes into the room and sees little Stacey. The teachers says "I know you, your Mr. Johnsons daughter right?" The little girl quickly replies "Yes... but mommy says I'm not!"
Thought some of you would get a kick out of those.:devil: And please note that no childeren were harmed in the creation of these jokes!:blah: