insaneracin2003
09-27-2004, 12:44 PM
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
> > would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
> > cup of coffee.
> >> (Hardly seems worth it.)
> >>
> >>
> >> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9
> > months, enough gas is produced to create the energy
> > of an atomic bomb.
> >> (Now that's more like it!)
> >>
> >>
> >> The human heart creates enough pressure when it
> > pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
> >> (O.M.G.!)
> >>
> >>
> >> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> >> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> A cockroach will live nine days without its head
> > before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
> >> (I'm still not over the pig.)
> >>
> >>
> >> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
> > an hour.
> >> (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
> >>
> >>
> >> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
> > head is attached to its body. The female initiates
> > sex by ripping the male's head off.
> >> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
> >>
> >>
> >> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's
> > like a human jumping the length of a football field.
> >> (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> >> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> >> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality
> > over quantity)
> >>
> >>
> >> Butterflies taste with their feet.
> >> (Something I always wanted to know.)
> >>
> >>
> >> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
> >> (Hmmmmmm........)
> >>
> >>
> >> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
> > longer
> >> than left-handed people.
> >> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
> > difference?)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
> >> (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
> >>
> >>
> >> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
> >> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> >> (I know some people like that.)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Starfish have no brains.
> >> (I know some people like that too.)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Polar bears are left-handed.
> >> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
> > sex for pleasure.
> >> (What about that pig??)
> > would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
> > cup of coffee.
> >> (Hardly seems worth it.)
> >>
> >>
> >> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9
> > months, enough gas is produced to create the energy
> > of an atomic bomb.
> >> (Now that's more like it!)
> >>
> >>
> >> The human heart creates enough pressure when it
> > pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
> >> (O.M.G.!)
> >>
> >>
> >> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> >> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> A cockroach will live nine days without its head
> > before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
> >> (I'm still not over the pig.)
> >>
> >>
> >> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
> > an hour.
> >> (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
> >>
> >>
> >> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
> > head is attached to its body. The female initiates
> > sex by ripping the male's head off.
> >> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
> >>
> >>
> >> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's
> > like a human jumping the length of a football field.
> >> (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> >> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> >> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality
> > over quantity)
> >>
> >>
> >> Butterflies taste with their feet.
> >> (Something I always wanted to know.)
> >>
> >>
> >> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
> >> (Hmmmmmm........)
> >>
> >>
> >> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
> > longer
> >> than left-handed people.
> >> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
> > difference?)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
> >> (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
> >>
> >>
> >> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
> >> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> >> (I know some people like that.)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Starfish have no brains.
> >> (I know some people like that too.)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Polar bears are left-handed.
> >> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
> > sex for pleasure.
> >> (What about that pig??)