Foxyangel0425
05-02-2005, 09:28 AM
this is so cute... so true.....
>Why ARE Men Happier ?
>
>Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
>creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
>plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
>
>You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
>T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a
>water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
>
>The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas
>station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to
>stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more
>pay.
>
>Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People
>never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
>
>The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes
>don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone
>conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
tanks.
>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your
>own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
>thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
>be your friend.
>
>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are
>more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You
>are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face
>stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
>decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
>
>You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your
>big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
>You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your
>nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning
>growing a mustache.
>
>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
>minutes.
>
>No wonder men are happier
>
>Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy
>reading it.
>
>Why ARE Men Happier ?
>
>Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
>creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
>plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
>
>You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
>T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a
>water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
>
>The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas
>station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to
>stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more
>pay.
>
>Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People
>never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
>
>The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes
>don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone
>conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
tanks.
>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your
>own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
>thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
>be your friend.
>
>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are
>more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You
>are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face
>stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
>decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
>
>You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your
>big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
>You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your
>nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning
>growing a mustache.
>
>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
>minutes.
>
>No wonder men are happier
>
>Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy
>reading it.
>