insaneracin2003
07-07-2005, 10:47 AM
Three men are sitting at a bar...
The first says: I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100
in 6 seconds" The other 2 guys don't know what he's talking about so
he reveals: "I bought her a nice Porsche"
The second guy says: "I bought something which goes from 0 to 100
in 4 seconds" "That HAS to be a Ferrari - right?" "Yeah that's right! I
bought my wife a nice red Ferrari"
The third one says " I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to
200 IN JUST 2 SECONDS!!"
The first says: I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100
in 6 seconds" The other 2 guys don't know what he's talking about so
he reveals: "I bought her a nice Porsche"
The second guy says: "I bought something which goes from 0 to 100
in 4 seconds" "That HAS to be a Ferrari - right?" "Yeah that's right! I
bought my wife a nice red Ferrari"
The third one says " I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to
200 IN JUST 2 SECONDS!!"