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ShiftFMX
01-16-2006, 03:46 PM
You guys got any good riddles? Ones where you really gotta think about them?? Post em up, i'll tell em to the guys at work to help time go by...:rolleyes:

moto04racing
01-16-2006, 03:56 PM
y did the turkey cross the road. because it was chickens day off, lol. someone told me that in second grade but it kinda butchered the joke.

i think that was appropiate because u really have to think about that

250xdude
01-16-2006, 03:57 PM
What state is surrounded by the most water?

derekhonda
01-16-2006, 04:02 PM
probably the only state surrounded by water....

Hon300ex
01-16-2006, 04:05 PM
manhattan?:D :D

250xdude
01-16-2006, 04:05 PM
nope

01-16-2006, 04:06 PM
florida

250xdude
01-16-2006, 04:07 PM
no

Scott-300ex
01-16-2006, 04:07 PM
Your wantin people to say Florida

But its Hawaii:D

250xdude
01-16-2006, 04:09 PM
we have a winner, next

derekhonda
01-16-2006, 04:16 PM
whats black and white and red all over


(theres a bunch of them)

TCracin440ex
01-16-2006, 04:20 PM
an inter racial couple in a car accident?

derekhonda
01-16-2006, 04:28 PM
thats a good one, ive never heard of that.

Ive heard of:

Nun falling down the stairs
zebra being eaten by lions &
newspaper

250xdude
01-16-2006, 04:28 PM
my quad after someone called me chicken.

ShiftFMX
01-16-2006, 04:37 PM
Heres one...

Theres a girl in a room, ALONE.
She is dead.
Theres no Evidence of suicide, or any signs that someone killed her (i.e. gunshot...stab wound)
She didnt have a heart attack or anything of the like.
The ONLY things in the room are: Her lying on a bed, a dresser next to the bed and there were scissors on the dresser.

How did she die?

WheelieMan4
01-16-2006, 04:44 PM
wow, thats hard..but i bet it is very simple after u realize what it is...

YFZ450Ridr
01-16-2006, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by ShiftFMX
Heres one...

Theres a girl in a room, ALONE.
She is dead.
Theres no Evidence of suicide, or any signs that someone killed her (i.e. gunshot...stab wound)
She didnt have a heart attack or anything of the like.
The ONLY things in the room are: Her lying on a bed, a dresser next to the bed and there were scissors on the dresser.

How did she die?

starved to death?

ShiftFMX
01-16-2006, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by LTZ400ridr
starved to death?

Nope :p

DaleJrFan
01-16-2006, 04:54 PM
what is some thing you can always touch with your right hand but never with your left hand?

WheelieMan4
01-16-2006, 04:56 PM
your left hand?

trx400exxracer
01-16-2006, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by ShiftFMX
Nope :p

what is it

trx400exxracer
01-16-2006, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by WheelieMan4
your left hand?

what I was going to say

DaleJrFan
01-16-2006, 04:57 PM
your left elbow.

how the girl die?

WheelieMan4
01-16-2006, 04:58 PM
how did she die???

ShiftFMX
01-16-2006, 04:59 PM
Hint: its imo the worst way to die

WheelieMan4
01-16-2006, 05:01 PM
suffacation or drowning some how??

TRX_450
01-16-2006, 05:02 PM
old age :blah:

o4250
01-16-2006, 05:03 PM
She died in a fire?

DaleJrFan
01-16-2006, 05:06 PM
old age, that does suck now that I stop and think about it, i want to die while doing something i love doing, like watching football or something.

XCAdam89
01-16-2006, 05:09 PM
Did a spider bite her? lol

tj_escott
01-16-2006, 05:10 PM
born on a mountain raised in a cave fighting and f****** all I crave.:devil:

honduh440
01-16-2006, 05:11 PM
why cant you take a picture of a dog with a hat?

trx400exxracer
01-16-2006, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by honduh440
why cant you take a picture of a dog with a hat?

I dunno why

o4250
01-16-2006, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by honduh440
why cant you take a picture of a dog with a hat?



Because hats cant take pictures :o ?

honduh440
01-16-2006, 05:15 PM
yep



Someone introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?

underpowered
01-16-2006, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by honduh440

Someone introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?

your mom:devil:

honduh440
01-16-2006, 05:17 PM
nicely done..

honduh440
01-16-2006, 05:19 PM
why are 1902 quarters worth more then 1901 quarters?

underpowered
01-16-2006, 05:20 PM
more silver?

ShiftFMX
01-16-2006, 05:20 PM
You guys give up about the girl?

underpowered
01-16-2006, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by ShiftFMX
You guys give up about the girl?
i have heard it before but cant remember.

trx400exxracer
01-16-2006, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by ShiftFMX
You guys give up about the girl?

yes

01-16-2006, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by honduh440
why are 1902 quarters worth more then 1901 quarters? Becuase theres more of them.

ShiftFMX
01-16-2006, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by honduh440
why are 1902 quarters worth more then 1901 quarters?

because 1,902 is more and 1,901! :p

honduh440
01-16-2006, 05:22 PM
yep... im done u guys are to good

ShiftFMX
01-16-2006, 05:23 PM
I didnt say WHAT Kind of bed she was laying on and the scissors WERE on the dresser ;)

underpowered
01-16-2006, 05:24 PM
fell out the window into the flower bed?

01-16-2006, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by ShiftFMX
I didnt say WHAT Kind of bed she was laying on and the scissors WERE on the dresser ;) wtf?

ShiftFMX
01-16-2006, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by underpowered
fell out the window into the flower bed?

haha, no... ;) good one tho

ShiftFMX
01-16-2006, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by WheelieMan4
suffacation or drowning some how??

honduh440
01-16-2006, 05:26 PM
she had 21 shots on her 21st birthday and passed out on the bed

01-16-2006, 05:27 PM
She drowned in a water bed? idk, lol.

ShiftFMX
01-16-2006, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by MXFourTwoEight
She drowned in a water bed? idk, lol.

Bingo, The scissors WERE on the dresser, but NOW there on the water bed, cutting a hole and Drowning her :D

C'mon, ANYMORE?!

honduh440
01-16-2006, 05:31 PM
what was the largest mountain in the world before mt everest was discovered?

ShiftFMX
01-16-2006, 05:32 PM
It has always been the largest mountain...even before it was discovered :p

01-16-2006, 05:33 PM
Whats white, compact, fast, and never gets sick?

honduh440
01-16-2006, 05:34 PM
ok i really give up this time

underpowered
01-16-2006, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by MXFourTwoEight
Whats white, compact, fast, and never gets sick?

definitally not a white honda civic

honduh440
01-16-2006, 05:35 PM
lmfao

underpowered
01-16-2006, 05:36 PM
how many animals can you fit into a pair of panty hose?

01-16-2006, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by MXFourTwoEight
Whats white, compact, fast, and never gets sick? A mac:D White, compact, and never gets viruses:cool: :cool:


http://www.ellythompson.co.uk/images/imac.png

honduh440
01-16-2006, 05:41 PM
10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ***, 1 beaver, and an unknown number of hares

underpowered
01-16-2006, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by honduh440
10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ***, 1 beaver, and an unknown number of hares

almost right, you forgot the fish that nobody can find

JKWGA400EX
01-16-2006, 05:51 PM
if a rooster lays an egg on a pionted roof,which way will it roll off?

Nick110
01-16-2006, 06:05 PM
Roosters dont lay eggs. Duh:blah:

standardryder
01-16-2006, 06:25 PM
you are locked in a room, there are two buttons in this room. one opens a door to get out, and the other releases a deadly gas. there are also two robots in this room. one will always tell the truth, the other will always lie. how do you find out which button to press?

fasterblaster09
01-16-2006, 06:25 PM
Ok,you have to cross a river,you have to bring a chicken,wolf,and chicken feed. You can only bring one at a time,you can leave the chicken and chicken feed alone b.c the chicken will eat the feed,and u cant leave the wolf and chicken alonecuase thee wolf will eat the chicken..which order will you bring them in?

HondaRacer300ex
01-16-2006, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by ShiftFMX
Heres one...

Theres a girl in a room, ALONE.
She is dead.
Theres no Evidence of suicide, or any signs that someone killed her (i.e. gunshot...stab wound)
She didnt have a heart attack or anything of the like.
The ONLY things in the room are: Her lying on a bed, a dresser next to the bed and there were scissors on the dresser.

How did she die?

I didn't read for everyone to reply but i know the answer.

It's a water bed and she cut a whole in it and drowned.

HondaRacer300ex
01-16-2006, 06:33 PM
Nevermind, I read it and I was too late.

MX_Racer_20
01-16-2006, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by fasterblaster09
Ok,you have to cross a river,you have to bring a chicken,wolf,and chicken feed. You can only bring one at a time,you can leave the chicken and chicken feed alone b.c the chicken will eat the feed,and u cant leave the wolf and chicken alonecuase thee wolf will eat the chicken..which order will you bring them in?

take the chicken over first
next take the feed over and bring back the chicken
then take over the wolf
then the chicken

Scott-300ex
01-16-2006, 06:37 PM
You can ask either
-Ask the lying wut it is, if he sais no pick that one
-Ask the truth wut it is, if he sais yes pick that one

Vise-versa for both of them for yes and no

And Mt. Everest is not the tallest mountain in the world, just the highest elevation, the tallest one is in the far west of the U.S.A.

Scro
01-16-2006, 06:38 PM
What can you put in a barrel that you can see straight through, and actually make the barrel lighter?

standardryder
01-16-2006, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by bama450r
What can you put in a barrel that you can see straight through, and actually make the barrel lighter?




a hole,




ooh and sorry i forgot to mention, you dont know which robot is the lying one or the truth telling one.

ZSK
01-16-2006, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by bama450r
What can you put in a barrel that you can see straight through, and actually make the barrel lighter?

a hole

Scott-300ex
01-16-2006, 06:43 PM
Ask the truth if he is the truth. Then if he is ask him if the one button is the door.

quadmaster88
01-16-2006, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by bama450r
What can you put in a barrel that you can see straight through, and actually make the barrel lighter?



a <font size=+7>O</font size) ?





(hole)

ZSK
01-16-2006, 06:44 PM
Too late I guess.

MX_Racer_20
01-16-2006, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by standardryder
you are locked in a room, there are two buttons in this room. one opens a door to get out, and the other releases a deadly gas. there are also two robots in this room. one will always tell the truth, the other will always lie. how do you find out which button to press?


ask one of the robots "if i ask the other robot which button opens the door which button would he say?"

then u push the opposite button

Scro
01-16-2006, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by Scott-300ex
Ask the truth if he is the truth. Then if he is ask him if the one button is the door.

But, you don't know which one is the the truth or not.

What I would do is, go over to the button and ask one of the robots "Is this a button?" If he says yes, then you know that is the truth. I would then ask him which button lets me out. If he says no, then ask the other one which button is correct.

Scro
01-16-2006, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by MX_Racer_20
ask one of the robots "if i ask the other robot which button opens the door which button would he say?"

then u push the opposite button

Guess there is two solutions:D

MX_Racer_20
01-16-2006, 06:53 PM
there are 100 birds sitting on a roof. you shoot one of them. how many are left?

MX_Racer_20
01-16-2006, 06:55 PM
what food is this?

you remove the outside
cook the inside
eat the outside
throw away the inside

Scro
01-16-2006, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by MX_Racer_20
there are 100 birds sitting on a roof. you shoot one of them. how many are left?

None, the rest will fly away.

MX_Racer_20
01-16-2006, 06:56 PM
if a red house is made out of red bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks whats a green house made out of?

MX_Racer_20
01-16-2006, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by bama450r
None, the rest will fly away.

yep

standardryder
01-16-2006, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by MX_Racer_20
if a red house is made out of red bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks whats a green house made out of?


glass?

MX_Racer_20
01-16-2006, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by standardryder
glass?

yep

Scro
01-16-2006, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by MX_Racer_20
if a red house is made out of red bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks whats a green house made out of?

Glass;)

Scro
01-16-2006, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by MX_Racer_20
what food is this?

you remove the outside
cook the inside
eat the outside
throw away the inside

This one has got me stumped:p

WheelieMan4
01-16-2006, 07:02 PM
It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I?

JDiablo
01-16-2006, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by MX_Racer_20
what food is this?

you remove the outside
cook the inside
eat the outside
throw away the inside


A ear of corn!!!

WheelieMan4
01-16-2006, 07:04 PM
The paragraph below is most unusual. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why?
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"Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby, walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "

The above passage is taken from the book "Gatsby" written by Ernest Vincent Wright in the late 1930's

MX_Racer_20
01-16-2006, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by WheelieMan4
It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I?

nothing

Scro
01-16-2006, 07:06 PM
Come on now....that just ain't right...lol

MX_Racer_20
01-16-2006, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by JDiablo
A ear of corn!!!

correct

WheelieMan4
01-16-2006, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by MX_Racer_20
nothing

correct

WheelieMan4
01-16-2006, 07:07 PM
Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water.


How'd he do it??

JDiablo
01-16-2006, 07:08 PM
lol nothing

Scro
01-16-2006, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by WheelieMan4
The paragraph below is most unusual. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby, walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "

The above passage is taken from the book "Gatsby" written by Ernest Vincent Wright in the late 1930's

The letter "E" is the most commonly used letter in the English language, but in the whole passage, there was no "E" used.






I know how to search too:devil:

MX_Racer_20
01-16-2006, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by WheelieMan4
Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water.


How'd he do it??

he stood on a block of ice

Scro
01-16-2006, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by WheelieMan4
Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water.


How'd he do it??

He was standing on a block of ice.

JDiablo
01-16-2006, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by WheelieMan4
Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water.


How'd he do it??

Jumped into the puddle of water,lol

TREDZ71
01-16-2006, 07:11 PM
3 guys walk into a hotel...the front desk says that will be $30 for a room. each guys pays $10

the guys go to their room....

the front desk lady realizes that she made a mistake and overcharged the guys...the room should have only been $25.

the front desk lady then gives the bell-boy $5 and says go give this back to the 3 guys who just checked in....

as the bell-boy made his way to the guys room, he decided to keep 2 dollars for himself and give each of the guys a dollar back.

therefore, each guy ONLY paid $9 each....because they each received a dollar back.

THEN, if the bell-boy kept $2 and each guy paid $9....where is the other dollar????

(3 guys)*($9) = $27
(1 bell-boy)*($2) = $2

TOTAL = $29......I thought there was $30 originally????

where is the last dollar?

WheelieMan4
01-16-2006, 07:11 PM
o damn...u caught me, lol..but yes ur all right

derekhonda
01-16-2006, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by TREDZ71
3 guys walk into a hotel...the front desk says that will be $30 for a room. each guys pays $10

the guys go to their room....

the front desk lady realizes that she made a mistake and overcharged the guys...the room should have only been $25.

the front desk lady then gives the bell-boy $5 and says go give this back to the 3 guys who just checked in....

as the bell-boy made his way to the guys room, he decided to keep 2 dollars for himself and give each of the guys a dollar back.

therefore, each guy ONLY paid $9 each....because they each received a dollar back.

THEN, if the bell-boy kept $2 and each guy paid $9....where is the other dollar????

(3 guys)*($9) = $27
(1 bell-boy)*($2) = $2

TOTAL = $29......I thought there was $30 originally????

where is the last dollar?

Thats just a misguided questions. There is in fact only 25$ being paid, so 3*$9 = $27 for the room - 2$ for the bellboy = 25

TREDZ71
01-16-2006, 07:21 PM
yah...i guess it's a bit easier to slip it by when you say it...rather than spelling it out....

MX_Racer_20
01-16-2006, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by TREDZ71
3 guys walk into a hotel...the front desk says that will be $30 for a room. each guys pays $10

the guys go to their room....

the front desk lady realizes that she made a mistake and overcharged the guys...the room should have only been $25.

the front desk lady then gives the bell-boy $5 and says go give this back to the 3 guys who just checked in....

as the bell-boy made his way to the guys room, he decided to keep 2 dollars for himself and give each of the guys a dollar back.

therefore, each guy ONLY paid $9 each....because they each received a dollar back.

THEN, if the bell-boy kept $2 and each guy paid $9....where is the other dollar????

(3 guys)*($9) = $27
(1 bell-boy)*($2) = $2

TOTAL = $29......I thought there was $30 originally????

where is the last dollar?

the bell boy has it......cause tech there is $25 still at the desk..$3 the guys got back....and $2 the bell boy has

FoxRacing81
01-16-2006, 07:25 PM
Yep. The bellboy has it. Because they never did pay 9 bucks. They still paid 10 bucks.

-Justin

Scro
01-16-2006, 07:26 PM
What can hold for no more than 5 minutes, yet it is lighter than a feather?

WheelieMan4
01-16-2006, 07:27 PM
What is always pregnant when you see it, but yet will never give birth?

o4250
01-16-2006, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by bama450r
What can hold for no more than 5 minutes, yet it is lighter than a feather?


Oxygen?

o4250
01-16-2006, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by WheelieMan4
What is always pregnant when you see it, but yet will never give birth?

Fat people:ermm:

MX_Racer_20
01-16-2006, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by bama450r
What can hold for no more than 5 minutes, yet it is lighter than a feather?

snow flake?

Scro
01-16-2006, 07:28 PM
What is so fragile, that you break it by just saying its name?

MX_Racer_20
01-16-2006, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by bama450r
What is so fragile, that you break it by just saying its name?

silence?

Scro
01-16-2006, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by o4250
Oxygen?

close

Scro
01-16-2006, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by MX_Racer_20
silence?

yep

WheelieMan4
01-16-2006, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by o4250
Fat people:ermm:

good guess, but not it...

trx400exxracer
01-16-2006, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by bama450r
close

breath

Scro
01-16-2006, 07:32 PM
What word composed of 5 letters, will have one remaining if you take 2 letters away?

Scro
01-16-2006, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by trx400exxracer
breath

yep

Scro
01-16-2006, 07:33 PM
Forward I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?

ZSK
01-16-2006, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by bama450r
What word composed of 5 letters, will have one remaining if you take 2 letters away?

Three

Scro
01-16-2006, 07:35 PM
How many books can you fit on an empty shelf?

Scro
01-16-2006, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by ZSK
Three

nope

o4250
01-16-2006, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by bama450r
yep


I was close enough:mad:




:blah:

ZSK
01-16-2006, 07:37 PM
It may not be the answer you were looking for but it's still right.;)

Scro
01-16-2006, 07:37 PM
What goes around the house, in the house, but never touches the house?

400EXtreme
01-16-2006, 07:37 PM
what do you put in a toaster?

400exrules
01-16-2006, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by bama450r
What word composed of 5 letters, will have one remaining if you take 2 letters away?

ounce

o4250
01-16-2006, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by bama450r
nope

Mail?

Scro
01-16-2006, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by ZSK
It may not be the answer you were looking for but it's still right.;)

How?

400exrules
01-16-2006, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by 400EXtreme
what do you put in a toaster?

bread (not toast lol)

MX_Racer_20
01-16-2006, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by 400EXtreme
what do you put in a toaster?

bread

ZSK
01-16-2006, 07:39 PM
I read your question again and saw the rest of it. My thinking was:

Three has five letters take 2 away and you're still left with 1. 3-2=1 I didn't notice it said take two letters away.

400EXtreme
01-16-2006, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by 400exrules
bread (not toast lol) haha damn :) how bout this 1. What do cows drink :)?

MX_Racer_20
01-16-2006, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by bama450r
What word composed of 5 letters, will have one remaining if you take 2 letters away?

stone?

Scro
01-16-2006, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by 400exrules
ounce

Yeah, that's one of several answers. ounce - uc = one. Same thing could be said for phone and a bunch of others that I can't think of right now...lol

o4250
01-16-2006, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by 400EXtreme
haha damn :) how bout this 1. What do cows drink :)?


Milk





























JK red bull:chinese:

Scro
01-16-2006, 07:43 PM
What fastens two people, yet only touches one?



That's it guys. I'm tired of searching the web...lmao:D

MX_Racer_20
01-16-2006, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by bama450r
What fastens two people, yet only touches one?



That's it guys. I'm tired of searching the web...lmao:D

wedding ring?

WheelieMan4
01-16-2006, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by o4250
red bull:chinese:

lol, nice one.

Where does a girl with one leg work?

WheelieMan4
01-16-2006, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by bama450r
What fastens two people, yet only touches one?



That's it guys. I'm tired of searching the web...lmao:D

ring

MX_Racer_20
01-16-2006, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by WheelieMan4
lol, nice one.

Where does a girl with one leg work?

IHOP

Kyle_Racer_31
01-16-2006, 07:45 PM
Why Was Bunker Hill So Slick?......


Because the British Was Cumming....lol

Scro
01-16-2006, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by WheelieMan4
ring

yep

Scro
01-16-2006, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by MX_Racer_20
IHOP


LMFAO! That's hilarious...lol

400EXtreme
01-16-2006, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by o4250
Milk





























JK red bull:chinese:

haha nope good guess tho :) water

400EXtreme
01-16-2006, 07:48 PM
okay if there is a rooster sitting on a roof of a house nd each side is pretty steep on the roof(/\)..if the rooster laid an egg which way would it roll?

WheelieMan4
01-16-2006, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by MX_Racer_20
IHOP

right,........do you know what her name is?

MX_Racer_20
01-16-2006, 07:49 PM
nope what is it?

WheelieMan4
01-16-2006, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by 400EXtreme
okay if there is a rooster sitting on a roof of a house nd each side is pretty steep on the roof(/\)..if the rooster laid an egg which way would it roll?

already been said, but wtf...roosters dont lay eggs

WheelieMan4
01-16-2006, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by MX_Racer_20
nope what is it?

Ilene (sp)

lol

FoxRacing81
01-16-2006, 07:50 PM
What always ends everything?

MX_Racer_20
01-16-2006, 07:55 PM
Two friends were talking.
Bob said "Have you ever thought about what rhymes with orange?"
Ben replied, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
"Actually something rhymes with orange," said Bob.
Who is right?

WheelieMan4
01-16-2006, 07:55 PM
What do you call a guy in a hole?


and a quick little joke...a grasshopper walks into the bar, the bartender looks at him and says "we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper was excited and replied, "you have a drink named bob?"

lol

MX_Racer_20
01-16-2006, 08:00 PM
A potato tree has the ability to grow 1.2 inches every day. Knowing this, how many days will it take to grow 99.5 inches?

MX_Racer_20
01-16-2006, 08:03 PM
Is Australia the biggest island or is Australia the smallest continent?

hawaiiansupaman
01-16-2006, 08:21 PM
if your running in a marathon, you pass the guy in second place... what place are you in?

trx400exxracer
01-16-2006, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by hawaiiansupaman
if your running in a marathon, you pass the guy in second place... what place are you in?

if you pass the guy in second place that means you were in third which means your in second and he drops to third

so the answer is second

hawaiiansupaman
01-16-2006, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by trx400exxracer
if you pass the guy in second place that means you were in third which means your in second and he drops to third

so the answer is second


yup... you be suprised how much people say 1st

jonc623
01-16-2006, 08:52 PM
ok a frog is at the bottom of a 100 foot well and each time he jumps he jumps half way out how many jumps till he gets out

trx400exxracer
01-16-2006, 08:55 PM
none

TCracin440ex
01-16-2006, 11:05 PM
i got one

What goes in hard and dry...but comes out soft & wet

honduh440
01-16-2006, 11:09 PM
chewing gum

nowukno
01-16-2006, 11:21 PM
I have a few for ya guys but there kinda like jokes so i'll give the answers.......


1. What has alot of balls and screws old ladies? ..... Bingo
2. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?.......About 3 inches
3. How can you tell if your girlfriend is horny?.......You stick your hand down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
4. What is Rodeo Sex?........
Well, it's where your lady friend is on all fours, you are firmly ensconced from
the rear with a breast in each hand, and you say to her, "This is the way your
sister likes it too."

You have eight seconds to try and hang on.

pastfast125
01-16-2006, 11:58 PM
This one is hard..whoever gets it wins a cookie....

There are 2 rooms, one with 3 light switches, and one with 3 lights..The 3 switches control 3 lights. You are in the room with the switches. You have to figure out witch switch controls which light. Once you leave the room with the switches, you can't go back. enjoy.

another

:eek2: Prove that that smily guy doesn't exist

Scro
01-17-2006, 09:20 AM
Originally posted by MX_Racer_20
Two friends were talking.
Bob said "Have you ever thought about what rhymes with orange?"
Ben replied, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
"Actually something rhymes with orange," said Bob.
Who is right?

Neither, something and nothing don't rhyme with orange.

Scro
01-17-2006, 09:20 AM
Originally posted by FoxRacing81
What always ends everything?

The beginning of something else?:confused:

Scro
01-17-2006, 09:22 AM
Originally posted by MX_Racer_20
A potato tree has the ability to grow 1.2 inches every day. Knowing this, how many days will it take to grow 99.5 inches?

Potatoes grow in the ground, not on trees:p

wilkin250r
01-17-2006, 10:40 AM
I hate stupid riddles.

If I were to ask you "If you were on the front of a train, traveling 100mph, and you threw a baseball out in front of the train at 120mph, how fast is the ball traveling?"

The answer is 220mph.

The answer is NOT "You can't throw a baseball that fast"

The answer is NOT "You don't have permission to be on the front of a train throwing baseballs".


The riddle asks you to accept the hypothetical situation. It does not ask you if the situation is possible.

The stupid rooster laying the egg riddle is retarded. The riddle does not ask you if the rooster CAN lay an egg, it asks you IF a rooster DID lay an egg. If such a scenario, however unlikely, were to happen, what would the outcome be?

underpowered
01-17-2006, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by FoxRacing81
What always ends everything?

G

Scro
01-17-2006, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by wilkin250r
I hate stupid riddles.

The stupid rooster laying the egg riddle is retarded. The riddle does not ask you if the rooster CAN lay an egg, it asks you IF a rooster DID lay an egg. If such a scenario, however unlikely, were to happen, what would the outcome be?

Well, I guess it would depend on wind direction, if there was a heavy spot in the egg, etc. There's all kind of things that would need to be taken into consideration.

pastfast125
01-17-2006, 09:59 PM
nobody figured mine out?

TheX1992
01-17-2006, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by pastfast125
This one is hard..whoever gets it wins a cookie....

There are 2 rooms, one with 3 light switches, and one with 3 lights..The 3 switches control 3 lights. You are in the room with the switches. You have to figure out witch switch controls which light. Once you leave the room with the switches, you can't go back. enjoy.

another





Smash the walls and follow the wires until you get into the other room?

pastfast125
01-18-2006, 12:19 AM
hahaha, sry, but no. No destruction, no following wires, no peaking out the door.

TRX_450
01-18-2006, 09:28 AM
hire a mexican to stand in the other room and tell ya when they're on :devil:

Alberta_Qaudin
01-18-2006, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by pastfast125
This one is hard..whoever gets it wins a cookie....

There are 2 rooms, one with 3 light switches, and one with 3 lights..The 3 switches control 3 lights. You are in the room with the switches. You have to figure out witch switch controls which light. Once you leave the room with the switches, you can't go back. enjoy.

another

:eek2: Prove that that smily guy doesn't exist

k i want the answer to this one its botherin me

perdue21
01-18-2006, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by pastfast125
This one is hard..whoever gets it wins a cookie....

There are 2 rooms, one with 3 light switches, and one with 3 lights..The 3 switches control 3 lights. You are in the room with the switches. You have to figure out witch switch controls which light. Once you leave the room with the switches, you can't go back. enjoy.

another

:eek2: Prove that that smily guy doesn't exist

Turn on 2 of the lights. Leave them on for a few minutes and turn 1 off.
Go into the other room.
1 light bulb will be on = switch that is on
1 light bulb will be hot = switch you turned off
1 light bulb will be cold = switch you never touched

pastfast125
01-18-2006, 02:41 PM
^^^BRavooo...:D :blah: He got it.

pastfast125
01-18-2006, 02:41 PM
but can you get the second one? prove the msily guy doesn't exist?

Scro
01-18-2006, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by pastfast125
but can you get the second one? prove the msily guy doesn't exist?

Smily guy? What are you talking about?

pastfast125
01-18-2006, 03:27 PM
yea u basically got it, it sounds a lot funnier when someone says the whole joke, but yep 2 word answer, what smily.