ryanh250ex
05-11-2003, 12:15 PM
hahaha........i'm probably the whitest of white boys, and i just got into freestyle for fun. my friend is real good at freestyle and he inspired me to join him, just for fun. there's lot of language (i'll try to clean up some of it), but it's real funny.....enjoy! i'm rh027 and my friend joey is joeyjewlz
JoeyJewlz: gotta jerk off, be back in 10
Rh027: oh, please, your rhymes are nothing but a mere tease, i hope you jerk off and shoot it all over the keys
Auto response from JoeyJewlz: this is for Deshawn, Eshlawn, Lil Mama, and her friends- Lisa,Teresa, Maria, Tia, Lia and Kim
Rh027: you're piss poor while i got the g's
Rh027: you cant even afford to pay for your own needs
Rh027: watch yo back, roondog, or else you'll be removing out of your butt a bunch of steel cleats
Rh027: hate to break it to ya man, but ur s*** does stink
Rh027: my rhyming is like your first time having man sex, it's rougher than you think
JoeyJewlz: yur dumb and all over the place, ill leave my load all over your face- while u rhyme rough i do it straight up yur butt- blood comes out of the butt cut whenever i bust a nut
JoeyJewlz: why so quiet- havin another anal riot- yur not straight, theres no way i buy it- uve sucked so much wang u need to go on a wang diet- definetly try it- The Wang Watchers Plan, i recommend u buy it
JoeyJewlz: buy*
Rh027: hold on, i had to go outside to grab something and now i'm gonna go eat a pizza
JoeyJewlz: JoeyJewlz: u can barely think, that excuse is lame- my rhymes will slap you and trap u inside yur own brain- ***** please im paralyze u like christopher reeves, ull be carryin a cane---yo i go to Pathmark and in the center isle I buy Brooklyn- bring it home, cook it smile and cook din- i start bangin ur mom and we dunt care if u looked in- she just open wide, sighed and took it in
Rh027: dude, you need some new material, my mom's almost 45 and you need help if you cant get any younger girls, yo-i gots the style while you love getting ****ed by Father Pedophile
Rh027: while you get sinkhole from your favorite priest, i sneak over to your house and get some milk from your momma's teats
JoeyJewlz: 45? i dunt care ill still go for the dive- i thrive whenever i do her on abc live....on tv you can see me be me and you cant see how she be free when she go down on me, whos a batlle rapper? just let me see, someday ill be on MTV and on the side ill be doin yur mom and bunch of chicks on BET..you sound like one of those retarded kid s from CCD
JoeyJewlz: i bring competitors to silence since they cant handle my violence..u lil punk ill strangle you- hang u upside down as a windchime and dangle you
Rh027: that's sad that you like that, b***h- when i roll on dubs i bring my posse in a trailer hooked up to a hitch- when i have a threesome with my gf and your sister she gets so horny that she starts to twitch- stfu roondog, i'll stab you wit a machete and bury you in a ditch
Rh027: is it me, joey, or do i not hear anymore rhymes? your day of fame is over, bi-yatch-get with the times
JoeyJewlz: interesting to see ryan's other side- put now im pissed and about to have his butthole torn 20 inches wide- i have rules which you must abide- stop makin whoopie to yur dad in yur ride-when u play manhunt dont hook up with lil boys when u hide-and dont bother this entree cuz yur a douchebag on the side
Rh027: unlike you, i got nothing to hide, you're in the closet and so now it's my time to shine- i dont know 'bout you roondog, but i dont get my jollies from making little boys cry by letting them play with my natural log- you're sounding a little worn out, you're sounding a little tired, so why dont you give it all a rest and give head to a dog
JoeyJewlz: that was horrendous lol
Rh027: horrendous? please, dog, dont get me started- your mom's so loose that when i banged her she farted
Rh027: the jury's verdict is unaminous, and they say you're retarded
sorry for the language, mods......i've cleaned up alot of it, and i'll try to edit it for language a few more times. just wanted to see if anyone liked it.
Thanks,
Ryan
JoeyJewlz: gotta jerk off, be back in 10
Rh027: oh, please, your rhymes are nothing but a mere tease, i hope you jerk off and shoot it all over the keys
Auto response from JoeyJewlz: this is for Deshawn, Eshlawn, Lil Mama, and her friends- Lisa,Teresa, Maria, Tia, Lia and Kim
Rh027: you're piss poor while i got the g's
Rh027: you cant even afford to pay for your own needs
Rh027: watch yo back, roondog, or else you'll be removing out of your butt a bunch of steel cleats
Rh027: hate to break it to ya man, but ur s*** does stink
Rh027: my rhyming is like your first time having man sex, it's rougher than you think
JoeyJewlz: yur dumb and all over the place, ill leave my load all over your face- while u rhyme rough i do it straight up yur butt- blood comes out of the butt cut whenever i bust a nut
JoeyJewlz: why so quiet- havin another anal riot- yur not straight, theres no way i buy it- uve sucked so much wang u need to go on a wang diet- definetly try it- The Wang Watchers Plan, i recommend u buy it
JoeyJewlz: buy*
Rh027: hold on, i had to go outside to grab something and now i'm gonna go eat a pizza
JoeyJewlz: JoeyJewlz: u can barely think, that excuse is lame- my rhymes will slap you and trap u inside yur own brain- ***** please im paralyze u like christopher reeves, ull be carryin a cane---yo i go to Pathmark and in the center isle I buy Brooklyn- bring it home, cook it smile and cook din- i start bangin ur mom and we dunt care if u looked in- she just open wide, sighed and took it in
Rh027: dude, you need some new material, my mom's almost 45 and you need help if you cant get any younger girls, yo-i gots the style while you love getting ****ed by Father Pedophile
Rh027: while you get sinkhole from your favorite priest, i sneak over to your house and get some milk from your momma's teats
JoeyJewlz: 45? i dunt care ill still go for the dive- i thrive whenever i do her on abc live....on tv you can see me be me and you cant see how she be free when she go down on me, whos a batlle rapper? just let me see, someday ill be on MTV and on the side ill be doin yur mom and bunch of chicks on BET..you sound like one of those retarded kid s from CCD
JoeyJewlz: i bring competitors to silence since they cant handle my violence..u lil punk ill strangle you- hang u upside down as a windchime and dangle you
Rh027: that's sad that you like that, b***h- when i roll on dubs i bring my posse in a trailer hooked up to a hitch- when i have a threesome with my gf and your sister she gets so horny that she starts to twitch- stfu roondog, i'll stab you wit a machete and bury you in a ditch
Rh027: is it me, joey, or do i not hear anymore rhymes? your day of fame is over, bi-yatch-get with the times
JoeyJewlz: interesting to see ryan's other side- put now im pissed and about to have his butthole torn 20 inches wide- i have rules which you must abide- stop makin whoopie to yur dad in yur ride-when u play manhunt dont hook up with lil boys when u hide-and dont bother this entree cuz yur a douchebag on the side
Rh027: unlike you, i got nothing to hide, you're in the closet and so now it's my time to shine- i dont know 'bout you roondog, but i dont get my jollies from making little boys cry by letting them play with my natural log- you're sounding a little worn out, you're sounding a little tired, so why dont you give it all a rest and give head to a dog
JoeyJewlz: that was horrendous lol
Rh027: horrendous? please, dog, dont get me started- your mom's so loose that when i banged her she farted
Rh027: the jury's verdict is unaminous, and they say you're retarded
sorry for the language, mods......i've cleaned up alot of it, and i'll try to edit it for language a few more times. just wanted to see if anyone liked it.
Thanks,
Ryan