Foxyangel0425
07-16-2003, 12:38 PM
FINALLY A Blonde GUY Joke
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears
strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife with no clothes on, on the bed, sweating and panting.
What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling, his 4-year old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally (no clothes on), cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten BEEP" says the husband, "my wife's having a heart
attack and you're running around no clothes on (insert real word) scaring the kids!"
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A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears
strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife with no clothes on, on the bed, sweating and panting.
What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling, his 4-year old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally (no clothes on), cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten BEEP" says the husband, "my wife's having a heart
attack and you're running around no clothes on (insert real word) scaring the kids!"
http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/blackeye/lol.gif