Tommy 17
02-27-2004, 02:23 PM
i know some of u guyz will love this joke.... i'm sure most of u are in the same shoes!!!
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
> > their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
> >
> > She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
> > front of him.
> >
> > He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches
> > as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
> >
> > "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room,
> >
> > "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
> >
> > The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when
> > we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she
> > replies.
> >
> > The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember
> > when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?
> >
> > "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
> > him.
> >
> > The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in
> > my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to
> > jail for 20 years'?" "I remember that too" she replied softly.
> >
> > He wiped another tear from his cheek and said......"I would have gotten
> > out today."
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
> > their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
> >
> > She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
> > front of him.
> >
> > He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches
> > as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
> >
> > "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room,
> >
> > "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
> >
> > The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when
> > we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she
> > replies.
> >
> > The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember
> > when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?
> >
> > "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
> > him.
> >
> > The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in
> > my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to
> > jail for 20 years'?" "I remember that too" she replied softly.
> >
> > He wiped another tear from his cheek and said......"I would have gotten
> > out today."